Thursday, December 07, 2006

Seek and you shall find...what?

I've been undergoing some search term blues (among other things) lately. Why, oh why isn't my blog the destination of some kickass search terms? Nunu's Mum gets some interesting search phrases, as do Wendz and Yaxlich. Also, I was told that the Expat Interviews site, which my friend Victor created, gets some pretty strange search engine referrals (e.g. Filipina who eats body parts, or something like that).

So, for fun, I looked up some of the search terms that led people to this blog (thanks for the idea, Wendz!):

*robert frost "bereft" critique" - I like some of Robert Frost's poetry; I feel bereft sometimes, but that's about all the person who used this phrase is ever going to find here. Nothing too helpful.

*funny tagalog horoscopes - Eh...I have a funny (as in weird, not haha) personality and my native language is Tagalog (tahg-AH-lawg). I've done only one post about horoscopes, and it wasn't in Tagalog. But I did think it was funny.

*I also noticed a link from a site run by Tino Buntic. The referring post is titled What Do Bloggers Look Like? It was a pleasant surprise seeing this post and finding Tino's blog. And he never even let on that he had visited this part of the blog world! Natalia, you're there, too.

*date woman see meet men now - I have absolutely no frigging clue about this one.

*blogs about memoirs of a seductive woman who drinks all day - *giggle* *giggle* and *giggle* again. Hey, I don't drink all day! And I'm even less seductive than Marge Simpson (she has bigger boobies). The only thing this searcher got right was "woman." Maybe he/she was the one who's been drinking all day.

We don't always find the answers we're looking for. Or can it be that we're not asking the right questions? In any case, color me happy. :-D

32 comments:

Steven Novak said...

I actually think Marge Simpson is pretty damn seductive.

Seductive enough to enable me to pop a load to a plush doll in her likeness.

(I shouldn't have typed that.) ;)

Steve~

Lizza said...

Steve! Now every time I look at Marge Simpson I won't be able to stop the image of you humping a Marge plush doll.

Hmmm...that sounds kinda intriguing, actually. :-D

Matt-Man said...

I was telling Wendz that seraching my hit meter is indeed fun. Benny Hinn, Rod Parsley, and the fine folks from TBN have all visited. My favorite google search terms have been "Sex with Mom" and "Apply to Foreskin"

Lizza said...

Hahahaha! "Sex with Mom" and "Apply to Foreskin"??? Good lord. So many weird people out there, Matt.

anonymousloveletters@gmail.com said...

Are there any love letters here for you?

NMOTB said...

Hi Lizza - Ooooh I love Marge Simpson!! heheheh

Wendz in France said...

I love these 'Google search posts'...you seductive alcoholic woman..and you never let on!

Today I got a funny one..."grainy stuff in my stash"..bwah ha ha ha

Photo Cache said...

i think life is like a jeopardy game, the answers are given, it is our job to shout out the right answers....IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!

Anonymous said...

Am drunk today wasnt yesterday when I was searchin that site...memoirs of a seductive woman who drinks all day..... who's extremely beautiful and is waiting for the right guy to come along so she can kill him and take all his money. Oh yes she is very cold and yeah somewhat drunk as she is bored!

Odat said...

LOL...funny stuff...I got a hit for a search for "penis"....lmao...
Peace

houseband00 said...

Hi Liz,

Mine usually are, boringly, lyrics of songs. Well, at least I know which songs are the most popular with the "dot edu" crowd.

Oh, I have one for "What happened to niknik shirts?" Go figure. =)

mist1 said...

I always feel bad for the people that stumble across my blog looking for vibrating panties and stuff.

Kyels said...

Sometimes I am amazed at how people could search their way through our blogs with such weird searches!

Haha.

(:

iz said...

Lizza I'm putting you on my blogroll. Hope it's ok with you.

Lizza said...

loveletters: None, as far as I can see. Thanks for stopping in and good luck!

NMOTB: I love that whole family. Haha!

Wendz: Does the ability to burp loudly make a woman seem seductive? Haha! Okay, show the poor searcher the grains in your stash. :-D

Photo: Haha! Now you made me think.

A: It is a grave, often prolonged condition that prevents Lizza from being held legally responsible for her actions.

Q: What is INSANITY!!!!


Anonymous: Cheers! :-D

Odat: You've been holding out on us? Show us that penis entry!

HB: Wow, you attract educated people who love music! But WTF is a niknik shirt?

Mist1: All the search terms I could think up that would lead a person to your site make me giddy.

Kyels: Yep, and finding out about these searches is fun!

Itisha: Thank you! That's a great compliment from a smart woman like you. I'll be adding you to my link list (your blog is in my Google Reader already, though).

Julia Scissor ;-) said...

Funny, I was thinking of coming up with a similar post. A lot of the search hits to my site leave me ROTFL. The latest interesting one was 'julia scissors'. I was flattered to see someone had actually googled me. On probing further I learnt there is a new brand of scissors by the name Julia :-(

H said...

Lizz, how do you 'see' the search hits to your site?

Lizza said...

Julia: But the inanimate Julia Scissors is not even a tenth as fun as the blogger Julia Scissors!

H: You have to create an account with a webcounter service like sitemeter.com, extremetracking.com, statcounter.com. These are free. They give you a code that you insert in your template, which then tracks visitors to your site.

You get to find out the search terms people use to get to your site, their country/city, the browser they're using, etc. You can also adjust the settings to ignore your own visits to your site, to get a realistic idea of the hits that you get.

ShadowFalcon said...

"raven hair beauties musings on life"

That should hit your blog.

I tried googling mine...got nothing...oh well back to the corner...

H said...

thankeee. got a lo-down on it from Hb as well. thankeee again.

nunu's mum said...

Hi Liz! Look below as to what search landed on my blog this morning! They really make my day,I'm telling you...

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=cannabis grower barnsley&spell=1

PS I might go and do the search myself now actually...;}

Lizza said...

Shadowfalcon: Awww, you get a hug just for that. *HUG*

You'll get your share or weird search terms, I'm sure.

H: You're welcome! Let us know how it turns out.

NM: Hahahaha! Meron ka ba non? Pahingi naman. Ito, cool site about that topic. :-)

ian said...

Hmm...I have statcounter. I'll have to go look tonight. Then I'll have something to blog about...

Ian

Sidney said...

I was googling "Marge Simpson boobies" and I ended up in your blog.
Surprise, surprise...

Dan said...

"date woman see meet men now"

Yeah, that one was me.

Like you, I have absolutely no frigging clue what it means either. I think it was the Jack Daniels talking.

Lizza said...

Ian: I've missed seeing you here. :-) Let us know what your statcounter comes up with.

Sidney: Hahahaha! Smart aleck. :-)

Dan: That goes for you, too! ;-P

Michael C said...

I'm always sorry that people search something historical that I have referred to and they end up on my blog instead of a place where they could do real research. oops...

Natalia said...

I have a hard time trying to imagine a seductive woman who drinks all day. What's so seductive about speech slurring and vomit residue? Hmmm then again... ROTFL.

-N

Lizza said...

Michael: Ah, but the fun they find in your posts is priceless.

Natalia: A woman who drinks all day is seductive to a drunk man. Well, anything looks seductive to a drunk man, I would think. Haha!

Polyman3 said...

I have all the answers.

Sanni said...

What a great idea, Marge *eerm* Lizza!

xoxoxo,
Sanni

P.S.: Don´t care about her boobies... isn´t it great NOT to wear her haircut???

Lizza said...

Polyman3: Are you part of "they"? Because "they" seem to know everything. Thanks for dropping by.

Sanni: That haircut would be expensive--just think of the amount of shampoo and conditioner that she must use!