Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Kickass funny horoscopes

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I'm a Pisces.
These horoscopes are so mean, they're funny. My tummy still hurts from laughing like a fiend.


12 comments:

Justin said...

*sob* I DON'T WANNA BE MURDERED!!!

Lizza said...

There, there, Justin.

At least you'll get to "achieve the pinnacle of success" first before somebody blows you away.

MD said...

i'm a fucking jerk and i love sucking cock.

some real deep shit, HOW DID IT KNOW!

Gumby said...

I'm a Cancer, and I DO keep putting things off. Even the joke horoscopes nail me!

Lizza said...

MD,
IT knows everything! It even knows which cock you prefer.

Gumby,
You can't hide from the powers that be. They know everything about you... (evil laugh)

Robert said...

Oh, they nailed me. Gay, artistic, & without any monetary future. I guess I'd rather die of VD than be murdered... & at least I'm not a whore :)) But how do I get VD if I'm not... hmmm...

Lizza said...

Hahaha Robert!

You kinda remind me of Oscar Wilde - gay, creative...at least you won't be imprisoned on charges of homosexuality like he was (they don't do that to gays there in BA, do they?). But Wilde did die penniless. Uh-oh.

Penrick said...

This is so mean - but if I got my feelings hurt, everyone else is going to as well.

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Anonymous said...

MINE ISNT REAL!!! IM LEO the retarded lion and so what if i mb!

Anonymous said...

HI BRANDON< ITS A ME WESELY! I am also anonymous

Anonymous said...

HEYYY,, Why do i have to get murdered that just sux ballz lmao