What does one do when she is in need of some ha-ha-ha moments? She goes to CelebMatch.com, of course. You lovely males can have fun there, too.
What I did was enter my birthdate, and they came up with several male celebrities I'm most compatible with, according to their biorhythm computations.
Ergo, my results.
I live under a rock (or its metaphorical equivalent) so I have absolutely no freakin' idea who these men are. But hey, they're supposed to be the best men out there for me -- and they're celebrities to boot (though I'd never heard of them), so the least I could do was to check them out.
Celebrity Match #1: FERNANDO COLUNGA
Jeezus on a rusty bicycle. This is the man that CelebMatch.com thinks is my best bet??? Can I just pass Go and collect $200? Notwithstanding the impressive bulge in his swimsuit, he just isn't the type of guy who I'd invite to warm my waffles. No offense to bodybuilders, but Terminator-type men leave me cold.
CelebMatch.com proclaims Colunga and me to be 100% physically compatible. (That does sounds promising.) Emotionally, he and I are supposed to be 94% compatible. (He's as much of an emotional basket case as I am?) We do even better intellectually, at 98%. (Maybe he's even more of an infuriating smartass than I am!)
The other men I'm supposedly compatible with:
Celebrity Match #2: JASON O'MARA
Not bad, but the milk-and-cookies guy isn't my type either.
Celebrity Match #3: MATTHEW LILLARD
See comment above.
Celebrity Match #4: JASON KIDD
OMG. Please, oh please, all the powers that be, I'll do anything, just please, spare me!
Celebrity Match #5: SCOTT SPEEDMAN
He kinda looks like the venerable JC, doesn't he?. Maybe if I pray to him, I'd be spared from someone like Celebrity Match #4.
These are the men who I'm biorhythmically compatible with? If so, shower me with the damn hellfire & brimstone now because I am doomed I tell you, doomed! (And so are they, if each of these men's significant other is someone like me.)
I also did a search on one of my ultimate celebrity crushes, and this is what CelebMatch said:
I'm probably too dumb for Ryan Reynolds, but physically and emotionally, he and I are a match! Yeah, right, in my dreams. Doesn't seem like he's classic Oscar Award material, but I don't care. I still think he's way yummy-licious. More importantly, he never fails to make me laugh, especially during his deadpan moments.