Far be it from me to judge what a woman (or a man) decides to do to her (or his) body.But Sheyla Hershey boggles even MY imagination. I don't know what her original bust size was, but from what I heard, she went to her homeland of Brazil to enlarge her FFF boobies to KKK.
KKK? WTF? [The latter isn't a bra size, if I'm not mistaken. Unless if it were my bra. WTF indeed.]
Apparently, such extreme-enlargement surgeries are illegal in the USA - that's why she had to go to Brazil for the procedure.
And that isn't all, folks. She wants to make her KKK-cup kajangas even bigger. What in the name of all that's holy and unholy comes after KKK? Mind-boggling.
My mind cannot fathom either an FFF or KKK bust size. [Yes, I am mammarily-challenged, shut up already.]
But let's say I were willing - and had the financial resources to go Sheyla's route - would I do it? Some major concerns I could encounter:
- What would happen to my already pathetic sense of balance?
- Would I find shirts/blouses/other tops in Asia that would fit?
- Would my bosom bunnies freeze if I decided on a whim to move to Antarctica or any other sub-zero-temperature location?
- Would they burst or leak if pinched? Or if jostled in crowded places? What a deflating thought.
- Would they not hinder me from blogging? I can't touch-type, and they might obscure my view of the keyboard.
[Bud, I hope the sisterhood you contribute funds to doesn't forget to keep me in mind.]
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I suppose she'll never feel lonely though. Small breasticals are much nicer ...... like mine.
I can't imagine wanting bewbs that big. I'm a DDD and I can't button a shirt, plus it really affects my posture and gives me back and neck pain all the time. But going from canteloups to watermelons? It just boggles my mind.
LOL, I did see her journey on one of the entertainment shows here, can remember which one, but really come on! Enough is enough. :)
BTW, the number 5 reason alone should deter you from going her route.
When I saw the photo, I thought I was on MY blog. But here? I agree with you. But who figured ladies with big boobs are always smart?
Point no.2: Even the C's need to go to places like Dorothy Perkins to get nice tops over here. FFF or KKK may have to wear sarongs!
I guess after KKK you have LLL...
With Vicky Belo in town I wouldn't be surprised if such operations are now also possible in Manila.
I'm not sure what Bud means about big busted ladies being "not smart"...is that like a mammo joke (?) instead of a blonde joke? Hmmmm....
Clearly, this gal didn't think because in 20 years when she's wrinkled and old, nobody will care about her KKKs.
They'll just send her to the circus.
And who could blame 'em...
P.S. The concert went very well. I need to UNWIND....
Tatas shouldn't make me frown, but those knitted my eyebrows right together. A nice handful is really all I need.
DaddyP: Breasticals! Brilliant. You always are.
Kirsten: If only you could donate some of their mass to me...I'd be helping you out with your backache. :-)
Photo: You got that right!
Bud: I was wondering, if penile enlargement were possible in a similar way, how big would a man want it to be? I bet we'll see even crazier results than Sheyla's breasts.
Terra: Think about how many meters of cloth KKK women would need for a sarong.
Sidney: I don't think even Ms. Belo would advise any patient of hers to undergo such a drastic transformation!
Mimi: The thought of a grandma with such a large chest, working in the circus is even scarier than clowns.
Glad the concert was a success! I look forward to hearing all about it.
Travis You should visit nursemyra.wordpress.com every Friday, then. Every day of the week is good at her blog, but you'll really like her Friday posts!
You certainly can't fly with those things in case they burst...
Personally, I think, like any extreme body modification, that's it's a little bit weird. Silly girl.
Puss
Haha Puss, I never even thought about the possible impact of altitude.
"A little bit weird" is certainly an understatement!
they look like flotation devices:-)
Yuck. Not appealing in the least. Why doesn't She just paint them blue and wrap a string of flashing lights around them for even more attention and disgustability?
Duh. Indian women are generally well endowed. When the decoys are busted, and you get down to brass tacks, we know who wins game, set and match!
I saw this post and thought I'd write. As a busty girl myself after 4 sets of implants I can understand her addiction as I am always thinking of should I or shouldnt I go bigger.
I don't kno the triple FFF or KKK scale she's using but I'm a KK cup or P cup depending on the scale you use and I think I've roughly the same size implants as her FFF's. I had to go overseas to get mine.
So in case you want an answer to your 5 questions
1) you get used to the weight and your balance is fine
2) finding tops is difficult - i need to buy bigger and get them altered
3) i dont know but i've been snowboarding (badly!!) and didnt notice anything
4) i doudb they'd burst but they can get in the way a bit squeezing past people if its busy
5) just sit further away from the keyboard and they're not in the way
Anyway I believe she get the KKK's (thats them in the pics you have) but had to get a reduction a little later as she's pregnant so shes now much smaller than she was.
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