The effervescent banana-lover Janna has her own version, the Janku: a three-line poem, each line with its corresponding number of requisite vowels.
Now that's a fun idea: adapting a form of poetry and calling it after yourself.
Problem is, I can't decide on a poetry structure I can
A lizzonnet would be too damn long.
I'm not quite ballsy enough to write something like a Lizza Sutra.
I love the idea of a beerku, but there's already an excellent site devoted to beer haiku.What about a cannabisku? Nah, not enough experience for that.
Oh, well. Settle for a Lizzmerick then.
It's that red time of the month again
A most sore time for this Asienne
So she calls out "Cheers!"
And guzzles some beers
Because she's allergic to ibuprofen
This isn't to say I imbibe only once a month. Oh dear, no. At least twice. :-)