Delinquency

I have such lovely blog buddies, you all know that, don't you? Thank you for the emails and the we-miss-you comments. I've missed reading you guys too. I hope all is well. I will catch up!

I'm so sorry. I know I've been such a crappy blog buddy in return, I probably deserve a spanking. I've been a tad busy, but I won't bore you with the details.

Now, what can I share that's happened recently that's good for public consumption? Let's see.

I went with the girlfriends to a nearby province last Sunday. One of the things we did was go to a butterfly garden. The butterflies were charming, flitting hither and thither. We saw a few of them engaged in the act of procreation, and I tell you, if reincarnation is real I don't want to be reborn as a butterfly. Yeah, they're pretty and all. But maaaan, butterfly sex sure is boring! I mean, they just sit there, hardly moving at all. I was drumming my fingers (figuratively speaking), saying "Come onnnn! Get with the action already." Maybe in the butterfly world, that's already hot stuff. But perhaps I shouldn't be so harsh on the poor things. Maybe if aliens or higher beings look at humans having hot sex, they're also saying "Is that it? Come onnnn! Get with the action already!"

Butterflies are beautiful - though the way they have sex is snoozeville - and it makes me wonder if the sex lives of beautiful people are just as boring. Well anyway, if I get a stab at being reincarnated as an animal, maybe I'd like to come back as a pig. I won't tell you why, figure it out. :-)

Oh, had a drink (and by "a drink" I really mean more than one or three) recently with two good friends. Great conversation and lots of laughs in the coolness of the night wind, under the light of a bright moon's ass. The moon was hanging low, its top half hidden behind the clouds, its beams reflected in the water below. Beautiful sight, beautiful evening.

Tonight it's raining though. So no moon or stars to behold. But it feels nice and cool.

Makes me hungry for chocolate.

Or for a cucumber.

But since I have neither right now, methinks I'll settle for "a beer." Cheers!