Monday, August 06, 2007

Manic Monday #21: Lie


What if, instead of his nose growing longer every time he lied, his boystick:

  • became spongy and spotted (and no, I don't mean this)
  • grew a wart
  • turned another color
  • shrank an inch until it disappeared altogether?

Poor little wooden boy. No more wood.




26 comments:

Travis said...

Isn't there a XXX rated adult film with that premise?

What? I'm not saying I've actually seen such a film. Just wondering if there was one.

LOL! Happy MM!

kyels said...

Lol!

That was funny!

Maryanne Moll said...

Scenario number four is the scariest of them all. What if it shrank an inch and kept shrinking until it created a hole, which, as he kept on lying, became denser and denser but with the same size, and became an actual Black Hole into where all things could disappear, like a sock from a pair that is tossed into the wash, or hangers, or handkerchiefs?

Play the theme from The Twilight Zone now...

Michael C said...

Ok, no more lying for me!!!!!
;-)

ian said...

That'd be enough to make you behave.

Ian

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I turned into a girlie a long time ago in that case.

I'll try to behave from now on, in case Maryanne's scenario should come to pass.

houseband00 said...

Hmmm, Liz...

HMMMMM!!!! =)

H said...

the Brothers Grimm at this moment are doing a slow grim grill in their graves.

or was is hans c anderson? or some french fellow?

In that case I have nothing clever to say. :-(

nursemyra said...

wow! if that were to happen it would change life as we know it forever

lizza you are evil

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

Assuming he has one to begin with.

Bond said...

in the end - he is wood...so ...does it matter if it is his nose or his...ummmm boystick?

Matt-Man said...

If it disappeared altogether he would be much like a woman...A just penalty for lying. Cheers!!

Odat said...

Well, there'd be a lot more "no more wood" boys out there if this happens.....sorry to say...
LOL...good one Lizza!
Peace

Sarge Charlie said...

that is what happens

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Jamie said...

Just think if you can hear crickets speaking wise words in English, none of those horrible things can happen .... of course you might have another problem.

Tammie Jean said...

LOL! A cruel fate for the wooden boy. But all of these would involve checking in his pants to see if he lied... uh... ew. On the other hand, what if he told the truth, like, a lot???

penfold said...

My mum always told me to tell the truth...
(seems to have worked out nicely ;))

nursemyra said...

penfold... I'm swooning

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Lizza said...

Travis: Yeah, riiiiiight. :-D

Kyels: Thanks! Glad to make you smile.

Maryanne: You mean, become something like their minds?!?! :-D

Michael: Good for you. :-)

Ian: Your comment brought Austin Powers to mind. :-)

DaddyP: And to make sure you stay on the TG's good side.

HB: Hmmmmm indeed! :-D

H: Tee hee. Bad of me to corrupt a beloved fairy tale, I know. What the hell, Disney did it to The Little Mermaid.

Nursemyra: I don't really want it to happen. But it would be funny. For a little while. :-D

silverneurotic: You do have a point there!

Bond: I have yet to think of a nose that way. :-)

Matt: Heyyyy...did you just imply that being a woman is some form of punishment? ;-)

Odat: Yes, poor boys. And poor girls who'd miss the wood. :-D

Sarge Charlie: And you said it with such authority. :-) Thanks for stopping by!

Jamie: Hmmm...understanding what animals say can be good. Or bad. :-D

Tammie Jean: Now what you're implying would be one heck of a reward! Everyone ends up happy. :-D

Penfold: Not that I don't believe you, but visual proof of the outcome of your truth-telling would be good. ;-)

Nursemyra: Somehow I knew what he said would make your day. :-D

Bobby: Thanks for the updates!

Sanni said...

Bwahahahaaaa... reminds me of the good old joke of Pinocchio and Snow White ;)

FoxxFyrre said...

Hi Lizza
It's short, it's easy, and it's...um..a tag. And your it!

Oh, If I were a Pinnochio, and that were the case, I'd really worry about splinters...That wood keep me honest.

Maryanne Moll said...

Like their minds! LOL! Tumpak!

eastcoastdweller said...

What a terrifying scenario!

Lizza said...

Yes, and thank goodness it's just a silly thought!