What if, instead of his nose growing longer every time he lied, his boystick:
Poor little wooden boy. No more wood.
- became spongy and spotted (and no, I don't mean this)
- grew a wart
- turned another color
- shrank an inch until it disappeared altogether?
Poor little wooden boy. No more wood.
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Isn't there a XXX rated adult film with that premise?
What? I'm not saying I've actually seen such a film. Just wondering if there was one.
LOL! Happy MM!
Lol!
That was funny!
Scenario number four is the scariest of them all. What if it shrank an inch and kept shrinking until it created a hole, which, as he kept on lying, became denser and denser but with the same size, and became an actual Black Hole into where all things could disappear, like a sock from a pair that is tossed into the wash, or hangers, or handkerchiefs?
Play the theme from The Twilight Zone now...
Ok, no more lying for me!!!!!
;-)
That'd be enough to make you behave.
Ian
I turned into a girlie a long time ago in that case.
I'll try to behave from now on, in case Maryanne's scenario should come to pass.
Hmmm, Liz...
HMMMMM!!!! =)
the Brothers Grimm at this moment are doing a slow grim grill in their graves.
or was is hans c anderson? or some french fellow?
In that case I have nothing clever to say. :-(
wow! if that were to happen it would change life as we know it forever
lizza you are evil
Assuming he has one to begin with.
in the end - he is wood...so ...does it matter if it is his nose or his...ummmm boystick?
If it disappeared altogether he would be much like a woman...A just penalty for lying. Cheers!!
Well, there'd be a lot more "no more wood" boys out there if this happens.....sorry to say...
LOL...good one Lizza!
Peace
that is what happens
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Just think if you can hear crickets speaking wise words in English, none of those horrible things can happen .... of course you might have another problem.
LOL! A cruel fate for the wooden boy. But all of these would involve checking in his pants to see if he lied... uh... ew. On the other hand, what if he told the truth, like, a lot???
My mum always told me to tell the truth...
(seems to have worked out nicely ;))
penfold... I'm swooning
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Travis: Yeah, riiiiiight. :-D
Kyels: Thanks! Glad to make you smile.
Maryanne: You mean, become something like their minds?!?! :-D
Michael: Good for you. :-)
Ian: Your comment brought Austin Powers to mind. :-)
DaddyP: And to make sure you stay on the TG's good side.
HB: Hmmmmm indeed! :-D
H: Tee hee. Bad of me to corrupt a beloved fairy tale, I know. What the hell, Disney did it to The Little Mermaid.
Nursemyra: I don't really want it to happen. But it would be funny. For a little while. :-D
silverneurotic: You do have a point there!
Bond: I have yet to think of a nose that way. :-)
Matt: Heyyyy...did you just imply that being a woman is some form of punishment? ;-)
Odat: Yes, poor boys. And poor girls who'd miss the wood. :-D
Sarge Charlie: And you said it with such authority. :-) Thanks for stopping by!
Jamie: Hmmm...understanding what animals say can be good. Or bad. :-D
Tammie Jean: Now what you're implying would be one heck of a reward! Everyone ends up happy. :-D
Penfold: Not that I don't believe you, but visual proof of the outcome of your truth-telling would be good. ;-)
Nursemyra: Somehow I knew what he said would make your day. :-D
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Bwahahahaaaa... reminds me of the good old joke of Pinocchio and Snow White ;)
Hi Lizza
It's short, it's easy, and it's...um..a tag. And your it!
Oh, If I were a Pinnochio, and that were the case, I'd really worry about splinters...That wood keep me honest.
Like their minds! LOL! Tumpak!
What a terrifying scenario!
Yes, and thank goodness it's just a silly thought!
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