Wendz did a picture meme and tagged me with it. I decided to do one about a joke that my sister emailed me because I thought it was cute. I hope you get a smile out of it, too. :-D
Miss Beatrice, the organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint .
She invited him to have a while she prepared . As he sat facing her old , the young noticed a sitting on top of it. The was filled with , and in the floated, of all things, a !
When she returned with and , they began to chat. The tried to stifle his curiosity about the of and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the .
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the , keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know, I haven't had the all ."