Monday, December 11, 2006

Fishy thoughts

Just for a gander, I looked at my horoscopes for today.

MY selfless nature? Hahaha! I'm probably the most selfish soul in my corner of the Philippines. Not to mention one of the laziest. I do open doors for other people, though. And I give my seat on public transportation for the pregnant, the aged, and the infirm. I regret that I can't let someone else pull in front of me in traffic since I don't drive. I can think of a hundred ways to make myself and someone else feel good, but I'd probably get arrested and go to jail for about a third of them.

What are the characteristics of a person born under the sign of the swimming fish?

This was taken from laughsend.net. I guess I'm not a true Piscean then? Mathematics and logic simply do not agree with me. But it's good to learn that I and the other fishies swimming in this big bad world aren't all that bad. And that though we are "devoid of spirit," we are gentle souls. But I guess that depends on your definition of "gentle."

32 comments:

Gumby said...

my psycho ex is a pisces...

:-)

Lizza said...

Oh, gee. That's a comforting thought. :-D

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I'm thinking you need a pair of Vulcan ears. Then, the world would be right.

Barb said...

I'm a Libra. All in all, I'd have to say it fits me. I rarely read my daily horoscope though. It's always stuff about how it's a good day for romance and stuff. What's up with that? I'm Married!

y.Wendy.y said...

Ha ha ha - I'm a Pisces too and maths and logic don't mean anything to me...as for no spirit...Pffft! I have lots...but I am gentle. Unless I am cross.

:O)

Anonymous said...

I'm a Pisces. Some of it are true, the facts but not the Logic and Binary part ... Pffft!

XD

Mimi Lenox said...

You are certainly not "devoid of spirit." That is just wrong. They should have asked Queen Memes first. How silly.

Lizza said...

Bud: I think they're all out of Vulcan ears at the local convenience store. Haha!

Skittles: I rarely read them, too. But they're good for a laugh sometimes. Some of them are dead on, some miss me by a mile!

Wendz: That I do believe. A tiger slumbers within the gentle facade. ;-)

Kyels: Pffft indeed! But I'd like to own one of those shirts. :-)

Mimi: Yep, they missed out on a lot by failing to consult you, O Queen.

H said...

But, know that you are one of the coolest women in all of Blog. and my respect for pisceans has just grown.

And. Devoid of spirit my flamin'arse. Bollocks.

You're a star, soul sister.

Prometheus said...

Hey Fish Girl, yer alright sweetie. Don't bother differential calculus. And hey, love yer tee. Vulcan ears, dunno, but Prometheus could send you some Klingon swords.

Lizza said...

H: Haha! You have such a fantastic way with words, my soul sister. One of the reasons I adore you so.

Prometheus: Thanks, mon ami. I won't be bothering with differential calculus, thankee. I'll leave that to you and Jules. Oh, and I'd prefer a light sabre, if you don't mind. Green. :-)

the not so "new" mom on the blog said...

my sister is a pisces too - well obviously not a true piscean! Me, I am a Sagitarius with a little bit of scorpion sting in!!!!!

ShadowFalcon said...

Well done I'd happily be a vulcan!

R said...

Alas, I can only gaze at the stars. I do not know what they foretell. I am an astronomy freak but an astrology loser. Heck, I even (mis)spell astrology as ass-trology.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

um i dont know any pisces.. so that would make you the first pisces i know :)

oh wait.. no. my ex is a pisces. sigh.

Schmoop said...

Interesting...A Fillipiscean. Cheers.

Odat said...

I knew I liked you!!! I'm also a Pisces and math and logic are not in my repertoire!
Peace

Lizza said...

NMOTB: A bit of a sting always adds zest to one's personality. :-)

Shadowfalcon: Fantastic. Vulcans are enigmatic...Dr. Spock at least!

Julia Scissor: Ass-trology is quite apt as an alternative term for horoscopes (the smart-alecky ones, I mean).

Deb: Ouch. Sorry for the reminder, beautiful.

Matt: Haha! You just coined a new term for me. Excellent!

Odat: Some Pisces people I know just love math and logic. I'm so glad to know that I'm not the odd (wo)man out!

Foofa said...

my psycho no backbone having ex was a pisces too. Not that I think all people of the same sign are alike at all. Except for those nasty (and hot) Scorpios. My take on astrology is take the good and chuck the bad!

Steven said...

You may be the most selfish in your corner of the phillipines, but I've got you beaten world wide. ;)

Steve~

Natalia said...

Hmmm I like some Pices people but some just rub me the wrong way. Which is the same for every other sign. I guess it all really depends on the actual person. Nevertheless, I do like reading these. For fun.

-N

Lizza said...

Steve: No contest. Happy birthday, you kooky dude!

Natalia: Someone will always rub us the wrong way (or we them!), but yep, horoscopes are fun.

Dan said...

Selfish? I don't believe it for a minute -- not with a sweet smile like that. I can just tell. And if you were really selfish, you wouldn't admit it!

So there! ;)

Terra Shield said...

I'm pisces, but I like math and logic... (and writing)

Strange things, these horoscopes...

BionicBuddha said...

You don't sound too selfish to me.




www.bionicbuddha.com

Scott from Oregon said...

If the world were all Aquarian like me, it would be a messy but fun place...

Lizza said...

Natalie: I took a look at Scorpio's profile: it says "Scorpio is well endowed in the sexual areas." Haha!

Dan: Awww, you're such a sweet guy.

Terra: You're a pretty well-rounded fish!

Bionicbuddha: How kind of you to say so, thanks. :-)

Scott: It says "Aquarians are one of the most liberated zodiac signs, as you might imagine. With their hearts free of fear and anxiety, they can instead fill them with love, desire and a need to replace their furniture every 6 to 8 months."

That does sound like fun!

Anonymous said...

I have always liked Picean women (A former best friend was one)but not men to date (One cheated on me with my former best friend, Thats why she's former)
I'm an Aquarian and I don't give a fat willy about furniture, I'm too busy causing drama.

Lizza said...

Haha, Lyn! I never pegged you as a drama queen. ;-)

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

How can some silly computer program now about the complex person that is our LIZZA?

The funny LIZZA, the sharing LIZZA...how can it know those things???

INAMINI said...

Horoscopes scare me (almost as much as dolls.) Just another way to screw up the day, since I'm not good at following directions!

Lizza said...

Bond: Haha! It's good for a laugh anyway.

inamini: Hmmm. We can make up our own horoscopes. That should be fun!