Call me Midnight

"Do you have a Spanish pepper up your butt?" was the elegant question that a certain smartass asked me sometime last week while I was working somewhat hard. So now I am starting this week in a more relaxed manner...by checking out those useless but fun online quizzes!

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

I don't think I'm a bit full of myself. I know I'm full of myself. And I certainly don't think love is just about caring and comfort. We all know that! (rolls eyes)

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You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

Parts of this one are kind of accurate. But instead of using the euphemism "more than a little eccentric," they should've called it like it is: downright crazy. And I do lie awake in bed sometimes, but you can bet your fanny that the last thing I'm thinking about is the world and my place in it! (wink, wink)

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You Are 68% Feminine, 32% Masculine

You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women.

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Being something of a mental and emotional hermaphrodite is interesting. But aren't we all?

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Your Boobies' Names Are...

Elvis

Boobie Name Generator

Elvis? ELVIS??? Why? As in hot and sexy like when Elvis was young, or as in dumpy-looking and pathetic when he was old? And why did it come up with only ONE name for the two of them? Jeeeeezzzzzz. I would've liked Ernie and Bert better. Or Thelma and Louise.