Monday, September 11, 2006

Call me Midnight

"Do you have a Spanish pepper up your butt?" was the elegant question that a certain smartass asked me sometime last week while I was working somewhat hard. So now I am starting this week in a more relaxed manner...by checking out those useless but fun online quizzes!

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.

Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

I don't think I'm a bit full of myself. I know I'm full of myself. And I certainly don't think love is just about caring and comfort. We all know that! (rolls eyes)

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You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.


Parts of this one are kind of accurate. But instead of using the euphemism "more than a little eccentric," they should've called it like it is: downright crazy. And I do lie awake in bed sometimes, but you can bet your fanny that the last thing I'm thinking about is the world and my place in it! (wink, wink)

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You Are 68% Feminine, 32% Masculine

You are in touch with your feminine side.
Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you.
And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women.


Being something of a mental and emotional hermaphrodite is interesting. But aren't we all?

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Your Boobies' Names Are...

Elvis


Elvis? ELVIS??? Why? As in hot and sexy like when Elvis was young, or as in dumpy-looking and pathetic when he was old? And why did it come up with only ONE name for the two of them?
Jeeeeezzzzzz. I would've liked Ernie and Bert better. Or Thelma and Louise.


26 comments:

H said...

ok, the first one's too long to share. But I'm midnight, 66% feminine and 34 % masc, and boobie????? how gross!] is/ are elvis.

how common is that? I feel cheated lah.

Lizza said...

Awww, H! Try your hand at other quizzes then. Maybe you'll like them well enough to put them in your blog.

Michael C said...

Lizza,
I'll take the other quizzes, that stuff is fun. It must be noted here however, that Elvid had a twin brother who died at birth. His name was Jessie Garon. Maybe the bosom namer meant to say they should be called Elvis and Jessie? Just a thought...a really lame thought ;-)

Michael C said...

Ok,
The room of my soul one was too deep for me to understand, but I am 65% masculine (is there a retest) and I am sunrise (does that mean I'm a hippie?)
Have a great day!

Lizza said...

Michael, but neither one of mine died at birth! Hahaha!

Yeah, you're probably a chick-minded hippie. :-P Have a great day too!

Jessica said...

hmmm, i was 86% fem. and 14% mas. and as for the boobie thing...i think the only name they have is Elvis...i got that too!!!

Lizza said...

Everyone's boobies are called Elvis? What a letdown. Hope you're having a great day, Jessica!

INAMINI said...

I have to admit those tests were a little too intellectual for me. I couldn't answer a lot of the questions because the choices didn't work for me. What are my boobs called then?

INAMINI said...

I have to admit those tests were a little too intellectual for me. I couldn't answer a lot of the questions because the choices didn't work for me. What are my boobs called then?

Prometheus said...

Prometheus would like to.. uh.. conduct some tests. You know, like who, Liz or Jess, has the Real Elvises. Well, all in the pursuit of.. erm.. science, and.. setting records straight, ya know.

Shopaholic D said...

Hey Lizza,

I just found you on Bruno's Journey...just wanted to say hey b/c my mom is from the Philippines! Nice to see a fellow Filipino out in the blogging world.

:) D

Lizza said...

Inamini! You broke the mold! I typed in "inamini" for you, and it came up with.....Blind Melons! Hahahaha!

Prometheus, mon ami. You know that you're one of my favorite and one of the bestest bloggers I know. But...science my foot!

Lizza said...

Shopaholic d, welcome! Jeez, I envy people like you who have lots of fashion sense since I'm retarded in that area. Lots of Filipino bloggers out there; I'm pleased to find your site too!

Margaret said...

Hi! Some great Memes. Now the Boob Meme sounds really interesting. Thanks for stopping by today and wishing me a Happy Birthday. Take care. -M

Mimi Lenox said...

I can't believe we're discussing Elvis boobs in today's comments. Not something I ever thought I'd discuss! But now that you mention it, I think I will take the test myself.
Thanks, Lizza, for letting us see a little bit of the real you - Elvis and all!
Mimi

Lizza said...

Margaret, you're welcome. Hope you had a good one.

Mimi, yet another aspect of my personality surfaces. :-D Have a great day!

Morgen said...

Ha!!! just for fun, I typed in "morgen" into the Boobie Name Generator: mine are named THUNDER & LIGHTNING !!!! wooo-hooo!!! take that, Elvis, breast!

LOL
by the way, if your cleavage starts craving peanut-butter pork chops, you'd better be scared, very scared...

Kiyotoe said...

"For you, falling in love is all about flirting and feeling playful. You couldn't fall in love with someone who took life too seriously."

That is soooo true. wow.

I am noon:
You are upbeat, ambitious, and never at loss for energy.
You have a lot that drives you in life. The desire to be the best, and a secret hope of fame and power.
And while you definitely have a Type A personality, you are still fun to be around.
You have a ton of charisma and a genuine interest in others. You are adored by many.

Like that one too. People do adore me, so so true :)

Prometheus said...

Dontcha worry 'toe. Yer unique, just like everyone else.

Lizza said...

Morgen, what cleavage? Haha! Btw, great idea you and Janna came up with: Poets Ink!

Kiyotoe, sure sounds like you're a fun person. No wonder you have adoring fans. :-)

Prometheus, no pressure or anything, but...WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG???

Anonymous said...

try recommending the masculine/feminine quiz to RC. i'm sure the results will be interesting! btw, i am sunrise and also 80%fem and 20%masc.

im

Lizza said...

His results wouldn't be a surprise. It would probably come out 100%fem for him. Also, you know he's a retard when it comes to Internet thingies. Hey, you're girlier than me! Haha

Prometheus said...

Lizza my love, Prometheus updates his blog only for thee. It stands updated and bedecked for thee to grace it with thine comments.

Lizza said...

I have seen it. Yay!

Twyla said...

My boobie names were the Blind Melons. Haha.

Lizza said...

Hi Twyla,
Getting boobies named after musicians seems to be a trend. Haha! Thanks for dropping in; I'll visit your blog.