Thursday, May 10, 2007

Nocturnal delusions

You know how some stuff can seem so overwhelming sometimes, particularly when you're dealing with something new. These new things are a no-brainer for some people, but for people like me who are gene-, chromosome-, or whatever-deficient, they can pose quite a daunting and challenging learning curve. When things get to be this way the advice I hear and read the most say pretty much the same thing: step back, have sex do something else, something totally unrelated to what you've been doing. When you come back, you'll have a better mindset and feel refreshed.

[Btw, someone (hi, Penfold!) has expressed what seems to be puzzlement at my recent "devilish" behavior in some parts of the blogworld. Devilish is too mild a term for what I can be, ohh, you have no idea. I've always been, but I don't show it to everybody all the time.]


I was going to post about a recent dream I had, one that involved talking with an archangel; soaring through the air care of said archangel (who lifted his burden in much the same way a stork carries a babe); ice cold tears; very, very turgid n i p p l e s mammary buds. Had me laughing upon waking up and remembering it, though.



On second thought, I don't think I should. Some of you guys are frighteningly accurate when it comes to dream interpretation. I don't want to find out that I have a hidden desire for the Archangel. It would feel too much like betrayal of my favorite male X-Men character: Wolverine. Bad boy attitude. Adamantium. Mmmmmm.

The Archangel's feathers look nice, though. You could stuff quite a few pillows with those.

14 comments:

Matt-Man said...

While I do have Nocturnal Delusions from time to time, I more frequently have Nocturnal Emmissions. Cheers Lizza.

houseband00 said...

Do tell us, Liz.

C'mon, you started it na.

=)

nursemyra said...

nocturnal emmissions on your blog? that's nursemyra's territory :-)

can't wait to see what penfold has to say about this

Lizza, have you read The Vintner's Luck? it's about an archangel I think you would like....

Travis said...

Devilish are you?

Daddy papersurfer said...

A serious religious post at last......and I didn't cheat, I didn't!

penfold said...

Hi hun - well I'm shocked! You can't go round 'plucking' angels in the night - what would Prof X have to say?
Devilish - mild? Let's see it...

Lucy Ferr said...

It's ok to have a hidden desire for an archangel...

Mine would prob be Rafael. (Vanidoso daw kasi ata, so loved himself)

Basta wag lang si Lucifer

Lizza said...

Matt: Yet another factoid about the Matt-man! Cheers. :-)

HB: Ang chaka eh...utong at archangel? Haha!

Nursemyra: I did NOT write about nocturnal emissions! This is a wholesome blog (I think). :-D

I haven't read that book. I've read Dialogues with the Devil, though. That was a good one.

Travis: Aren't we all? To a certain extent, at least. :-)

DaddyP: Haha! Okay, you didn't cheat. Well, not too much anyway.

Penfold: In time, in time...perhaps. :-D

Lucy Ferr: Pero pinaka pogi daw sa kanilang lahat si Lucifer. Baka kamukha pa ni Ewan, ayaw mo nun? :-D

kyels said...

Share it!

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Kiyotoe said...

i want to hear more about this devilish behavior.

spill the beans sista!

Natalie said...

I can't believe you want to turn archangel into a pillow. He is no wolverine but he still is super.

Scott from Oregon said...

Who wants to stop in the middle of a good romp and blow feathers out of their mouth?

mist1 said...

I couldn't mess with a guy with feathers. I sleep on down pillows and I always wake up with a feather in my hair. I can't even imagine pulling feathers out of other places.

Lizza said...

Kyels: The bare-bone essentials are there. :-)

Kiyotoe: Now I'm shy all of a sudden. :-D

Natalie: That he is. But his wings would make for a nice pillow, too. Maybe the feathers grow again?

Scott: Feathers aren't what I blow out of my mouth during a good romp.

Mist1: Lucky you. I have cotton pillows.