Sunday, February 11, 2007

Bringing Down the Wrath of God?

The Nubian Nerd tagged me with this most irreverent meme. Maybe it's his way of punishing me for loving a color he detests. (Oh, Avery? I read some of what the other bloggers wrote and it isn't Five Reasons Why God Hates Me; it's supposed to be five reasons why God might be tempted to hate me). You guys can probably tell that this is a silly meme. Does God hate? Can He be tempted? Why am I asking these rhetorical questions?

So here they are, a handful of reasons why I might be incurring God's displeasure:

1. Because I'm sort of nursing a grudge against Him for not giving me bigger boobs.

2. Because I truly, truly wish for the obliteration of some of His other creations, especially these.

3. Because I desecrate the temple that is supposed to be my body by overindulging in certain liquid fruits of the earth.

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4. Because I take God's name in vain--when in the heights of ecstasy and the depths of despair.

5. Because my sense of humor is really, really sick sometimes.

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It's this warped funny bone that makes me go to to the Nubian Nerd's Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta) and Freewill Tastes Like Chicken blogs. Avery is one hell of a very smart dude, sometimes terrifyingly but often hilariously so. I wonder what it was that Scotland ever did to deserve his presence there.

I'm going to make nice-nice now and not tag anybody with this. My good deed for the day, if you will. However, if you decide to do it, let me know, okay?


Bond said...


I am traveling and have not had any time to get to visit...

Anonymous said...

Funny post. Love those heights of ecstasy!!!

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

big boobs are overrated babe. backaches, unwanted male attention, your boobs enter a room first before everythin else.
just sayin...

Kyels said...

Funny, funny post!

Especially the Valentine's joke ... Bwahahaha.

Have a happy Sunday, Lizza.


Debo Blue said...

The Valentine card is hilarious!

I don't agree Lastlife. Having big boobs is wonderful, especially in neck-deep water

Lizza said...

Bond: Thanks! Hope you have a fun and safe journey.

Gem: You would! ;-)

Deb: I already have the backache, but not the boobies. Haha!

Kyels: Glad you liked it. Have a great Sunday yourself!

Debo Blue: That's another reason why bigger boobs would be welcome. Guess I'll have to resort to taking lessons to improve my swimming skills!

Wendz said...

Well I love your sense of makes me cackle gleefully.

I too think God should have given me bigger boobs..not HUGE ones...but just a little bit bigger. You know.

Lizza said...

Haha, Wendz! Exactly my point. ;-)

it's the little things said...

Big boobs are overrated. Think of the expense of the various running bras one must take on over the years.
Thanks for sending me to Avery's blog...very interesting.... :)

CSL said...

These are funny, but what do you have against froggies?

Turnbaby said...

Lizza I totally dig the sense of humor we share! And i gotta tell ya sugar--big boobs are...a good thing. They carry their won special power and I try to use my power for good not evil *sly grin*

Thank so much for steering me to Avery's blogs--he is too funny.


Turnbaby said...

Their "own" special power 'sheesh' LOL

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Great post! It is INTERESTING it is just the women saying "Big boobs are overated". Terrific meme, the pic of Meg Ryan was hysterical.

houseband00 said...

Haay salamat at walang tinag. =)

Enjoyed reading it though, Liz. =)

Lizza said...

Marlayna: Glad to share Avery's blogs. He's a crazy (but in a good way) guy.

CSL: They just freak me out. :-/

Turnbaby: Haha! Well, I gotta find another source of power then. ;-)

Yep, I've seen you over at Avery's, he's so funny!

Bud: Haha! I wonder what it is men see in boobs. Why don't you guys feel the same way about a woman's forehead, let's say? Oedipus complex? ;-)

HB: You can breathe easy. :-) Glad you enjoyed it!

H said...

grinning as I read this.

I don't think God, or any being for that matter could be tempted to hate you.

no way. least of all for the sense of humour.


Lizza said...

Haha, H. You seem to know me so well. I just found out from your blog that you and I are exactly the same height.

Exactly. Wow.

H said...

Cooool! see. I toldya we're sisters. [though that was in my shoes... I'm 5'7& 3/4s of an inch. which is a quarter inch short of 5'8".].. but that qualifies. it so does!

Lizza said...

So I'm a quarter of an inch taller. That's okay. I'm your (slightly) bigger and (lots) older sister. Haha!

Nubian Nerd said...

Hey Lizza,
I only just read your reply to my tag, and its brilliant! Thanks also for your glowing recommendation. If I ever need a PR person, you have the job.

(Also, I've been meaning to tell you: love the new profile pic!)

Lizza said...

Thanks, Avery.

I'm good at what I do, when I mean it! :-D Otherwise I suck big time. (And no, that doesn't have any sexual connotations. Haha!)