Monday, November 13, 2006

Of dragons and fat asses

Just a quick post for today. Keeping it short and sweet.

Head on over to Bobby Griffin's site, The Bestest Blog of All Time, and read something I wrote about Kiyotoe, also known as The Dragon. Then head on over to Kiyotoe's blog at The Dragon: 050376. He tackles some very interesting issues, the kind that makes you think. He has a cool sense of humor, too! Thanks again, Bobby, for inviting me to do this for you.

The reason for this short post? I'm hungry. And I have a strange craving for fast food, particularly something from McDonald's, specifically a McChicken sandwich. And no, there's no bun in my oven, so remove that thought from your mind (a woman doesn't have to be pregnant to get a food craving now and then). But the warning below is making me think twice about getting fast food now.


Apparently it isn't only the best things in life that are free. I don't need any more padding on my behind, it's fat enough as it is already. Oh well, I'm off to get some tofu.

24 comments:

PARLANCHEQ said...

I must be special or something because McDonald's gave me one of those and I didn’t even have to present the coupon. ;)

Lizza said...

Haha! I don't want it! I hope they have a return policy.

houseband00 said...

Hi Acid-wash Lizza,

I always crave for a quarter-pounder meal, no the pickles, and a double-shot of mustard! Yum!!!

BTW, Have you seen the Jollibee Scandal in Youtube? =)

Lizza said...

Hayup ka talaga. :-)

Mustard, yummm! No, I haven't seen the Jollibee scandal video. I'll check it out, thanks!

ShadowFalcon said...

Some men like big butts and they cannot lie...

mist1 said...

I'm working on building a little more cushion. Off to McDonalds. Thanks for the coupon.

Last Minute Lyn said...

That was a very nice review. Kiyotoe's post are always well done and make you think.
I love Big Mac's but they don't love me. Besides not being on my diet, I'll be sick for 2 days after if I eat one.
But I wouldn't mind a little ass. The Graves Disease ate my ass and now its flat as a board.
It used to be said I had the nicest ass in Girard Ohio.

Natalia said...

Tofu can be good. But it takes a lot more to make tofu tasty than a burger. Oh wel...suckage. But I did like the little coupon. I used to show Supersize Me in class. It always sparked contorversy.

-N

Matt-Man said...

I feel like having two quarter pounders, a large fry, and wash it down with a Diet-Coke...

Michael C said...

It's funny how things that seemed so big get smaller as you get older. It must be our perspective.

I remember as a kid I could never finish a Big Mac and now I can eat 3 at one sitting if I wanted. Oh wait, in the case of the Big Mac, I think they have gotten smaller. The 'meat patty,' if you will, is now down to the size of a quarter...

zeroimpact said...

So ironically true
I must skip all those middle of the night cravings for the yellow smile

Kiyotoe said...

Lizza, thanks for the glowing words. That review was so good that I forgot for a second that it was about me.

It makes me (as an aspiring writer) feel good to know that someone likes what I'm saying and how I'm saying it. You just made my day.

Thanks again.

oh, have you ever seen "Super Size Me" the movie about the pitfalls of eating too much fast food, particularly McDonalds?

It just made me want a Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese.

Lizza said...

shadowfalcon: Thank heavens there are men who like big butts. :-)

mist1: My pleasure. Order two of everything for a week. Then drink a six-pack every night for a week. That'll get you the padding you need. :-)

Lyn: Thank you very much! Wow, you used to have the nicest ass in that part of the world? I hope you have pictures to remember it by. :-)

Natalia: Yes, you have to jazz it up a bit to make it tasty. You're in education? That's great! Thanks for visiting. :-)

Matt: Haha! Yes, Diet Coke will make everything right.

Michael: It's a mix of both, I think. But I still can't eat two quarter pounders in one sitting. I can barely finish one!

ZI: I'm right with you on that! :-)

Kiyotoe: You're welcome. I'm glad you liked the review. It was supposed to run last week, but Bobby was having computer problems.

I haven't seen "Super Size Me" though I've heard about it (who hasn't?). I really need to catch up on movie-watching.

Odat said...

yum....thanks for the lunch suggestion!
p.s... Love the new pic!!!!!!!!

Peace

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

i havent touched fast food in 6 years... bah.

Lizza said...

odat: Thanks! Hope you get rid of the bastard headache soon.

Deb: Yes, and it's worth it, isn't it? Look at you now! Showoff. :-)

Steven Novak said...

It's a rip off. ONLY ONE BIG FAT ASS PER CUSTOMER.

Sigh....

That's how they get'cha. ;)

Steve~

Helen said...

haha! What a good banner.

Aisby said...

It's the drunk cravings that will get you every time. Note to self: if you are drunk and are craving greasy fast food, it's time for bed NOT FOOD!

Lizza said...

Steve: Now don't you tell me you have a big ass in addition to your (allegedly) big dingy. ;-)

Helen: Thanks! :-D Glad you like it.

aisby: But, but...I was told that I shouldn't go to sleep on a food-less tummy after a night of showing major luv to alcohol!

Aisby said...

lizza, the key is to drink a a V8, pop some Excedrin migraine, and follow with two BIG glasses of water....no greasy food, no matter how badly you want it.

Lizza said...

Cool tip, aisby. Thank you very much!

Mom of Three said...

I still can't believe people actually give those McDonald's gift certificates for Christmas! What is THAT saying to your newsboy????

Lizza said...

Haha! I have absolutely no clue. Thanks for stopping in, Mom of 3. :-)