Here are some not-so-random figures for you.
...the day a typhoon wreaked havoc in the Philippines
...days that my area didn't have any electricity
...days without broadband Internet connection at home
...kbps--my Web browsing speed on dial-up at home for about a week
...the time my high-speed Internet was restored this morning
...blog posts that I haven't read yet, according to my Google Reader
...months, give or take a few days, before I turn 36 years old
Watch out, you sexy creatures.
I am so BACK.