Puss: Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Hee hee. You're right, I'd have to be way stoned to even think about trying that one.
Mimi: As long as it doesn't involve a cliff, then you or I could handle the slipping.
DaddyP: Hahahaha! Crochety, mean old git. You made me chuckle.
H: Oooooo. Why is it...? Never mind, we'll talk soon, dear soul sis.
Nursemyra: Trust you to come up with a quote from the woman with the rapier-sharp wit (just like you). But no, my dear, I wouldn't traverse that road. Like I said, I'm chickenshit.
Travis: Thinking, thinking... Getting a migraine...
Kyels: Haha, yesss! Twice on all four cheeks, hard.
Dave: And an admirable attempt it was! Very good one. Thanks for visiting, and Merry Christmas to you too.
Debo: Make no mistake, I wouldn't say no to either, except under certain conditions.
Mucho happiness and cheer and love to you too, you beautiful soul.
Hope.
ReplyDeleteGrope.
Soap.
Ian
Reminds me of Hemingway's six-word stories.
ReplyDeleteThere's always Hope. She's up for anything...
Except maybe auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Best get her stoned first.
Puss
Slip.
ReplyDeleteSlope.
Fall.
Croak.
(oops. That was such a visually unkind poem. I'll try to watch the violence next time...I'm a peaceful blogger ya know)
Bad
ReplyDeleteSad
Bothered?
Glad
Nope. I agree. But here's my try...
ReplyDeletetogether
forever?
never.
clever.
razors pain you
ReplyDeleterivers are damp
acid stains you
and drugs cause cramp
gun's aren't lawful
nooses give
gas smells awful
you might as well live.
dorothy parker
Nice. Along the same line...
ReplyDeletePink sink.
Blink.
Think.
Trap.
ReplyDeleteClap.
Slap?
Try
ReplyDeleteCry
Die
Bye!
That is the most creative I have been in ages! Merry Christmas! :-)
Sunny
ReplyDeleteFunny
Honey?
Money!
"I'm not saying she's a gold digger.."
I see by time on your blog that it's 12:40 Christmas morn. Happiness and cheer, Lizza. Happiness and cheer.
Ian: Ouch! Gotta watch my step in the shower.
ReplyDeletePuss: Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Hee hee. You're right, I'd have to be way stoned to even think about trying that one.
Mimi: As long as it doesn't involve a cliff, then you or I could handle the slipping.
DaddyP: Hahahaha! Crochety, mean old git. You made me chuckle.
H: Oooooo. Why is it...? Never mind, we'll talk soon, dear soul sis.
Nursemyra: Trust you to come up with a quote from the woman with the rapier-sharp wit (just like you). But no, my dear, I wouldn't traverse that road. Like I said, I'm chickenshit.
Travis: Thinking, thinking... Getting a migraine...
Kyels: Haha, yesss! Twice on all four cheeks, hard.
Dave: And an admirable attempt it was! Very good one. Thanks for visiting, and Merry Christmas to you too.
Debo: Make no mistake, I wouldn't say no to either, except under certain conditions.
Mucho happiness and cheer and love to you too, you beautiful soul.
Good for people to know.
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